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Float my boat With the page of tens...well, some may not be quite 'ten' and some may be fourteen. There generally isnt a preference indicated by placement in the list...Therefore Ben Affleck should not feel that he has to fight it out with Kevin Smith for my attentions... Similarly, 'Beetroot' should not be aggrieved that I like my new bra better than it.
	Weakly ten This week I am bowing in adoration at: My new friends! aww! hugs!! Not you anon. 'A Beautiful Mind' The bio of John Nash, the Russell Crowe film was based on this. 'The Royal Tenenbaums This film was lovely. gentle slightly black comedy, a true ensemble nipple piercing healed nicely thank you. I only got this done to have something modified that my stalker didn't know about. I did not get my nipple pierced in Chaebol, because that would have been weird. 'Spaced' second serise on dvd. Thanks Marcus!! Beautiful Glasgow Weather sometimes it does stop raining! Second hand shop-a-thon one of my favorite ways to spend a saturday Phonephucking. say no more..
Ten things I want...ten things I think I want If i wish hard enough I might just get... Sadie and Richards' tan leather sofa. I am Verrry lustful for this! Anything on my www.amazon.co.uk wishlist. All the usual altruistic things, like an end to war and deprivation. Oops. guess that should have come before the tan leather sofa. DAMN! i need to get laid! (oops! apls...where did that come from... Ten round trip flights to various locations in the US. Occasional peace and quiet. Emotionally satisfying sex with someone that you...whats that word again?..the scary one? starts with an 'L'...? twenty lbs lighter please! 36 hours in a day...So I can do all the things I want to do..everyone else will still have 24 hours, So I can walk around them like something from 'Dark City' Well, while we're on the subject, I'd quite like to regain my ability to fly, thus dispensing with ten round trip tickets to the US And slightly smaller boobs
	Ten Kewl chunes You know when theres a song and it just reminds you of a place or a person and you hear it and smile and then it sticks in your head for days at a time? These are mine at the moment. 'Ever' The Lemonheads - reminds me of how it felt to first be in love. The first heady year. 'Freak Scene' Dinosaur Jnr - saw them at the barrowlands in Glasgow bounce!Mosh! 'Jen doesnt like me anymore' Less than Jake - well thats OK, I don't like her either! 'I miss you' Bjork-I loved the sugarcubes, but thats a different story..she has the most amazing voice, like someone heavily institutionalised, who only tells you what you want to hear. 'All or Nothing' Eddi Reader- I love Eddi Reader! fabulous voice. 'Monkeywrench' Foo Fighters - Great middle 8. Take a deep breath and let rip!! 'I hope that I dont fall in love' Tom Waits - because I've already been there and done that. My heart is shattered. Oh alright then. 'All Apologies' Nirvana - You know who you are! 'Miss World' Hole- I just love Courtney. I aspire to Courtney levels of self-preservation. You make me feel like a whore Everclear- who could resist a song with this title.
Ten Kewl Flicks Withnail and I Oh I love the ending. I love screaming all the funny lines when Im drunk and dribbling red wine down my chin from laughing too much. But I love the ending, with Richard E in the park in the rain. its so sad... Jacobs Ladder Im scared now. Everything is a conspiracy and Im scared... Blade Stephen Dorff. dribble. (ahem) right...well, its got vampires. which is good in a disturbing way. vampires = sex in my worryingly-slightly-the-wrong-side-of-goth-book... Happiness loved it. loved the ending with the Dog and the teen cum. I realise that has spoilt it for a whole host of people. Sorry, thats what I do, I pre-guess plots as well, and whisper them to whoever is sitting next to me in the cinema. Being John Malko Off the wall and wonderful. Singin' in the rain I know this film backwards I am a gay man. Anything by Kevin Smith hes one funny silent muthafucka... Brief encounter For the sole line, ' I'm feeling so terribly Terribly tired and wretched. Sid and Nancy local boy Gary Oldman, and despite the cheesy ending, halfway through the film, I started to believe i WAS actually just watching Sid. Santa Sangre Crazy Circus shee-yit.
	Ten things I like Gotta love 'em Really bright full moons-then I can be enchanting! Very deep hot baths Slidy,soapy,steamy,scented..Candle-lit and giddy Porn What!!?? I'm only human.And 'yes!' I understand and appreciate all the arguments about objectification and degradation of women..it still gets me off. Comics -Yup! am sixteen year old boy trapped in hot chick bod! winning combination! 16 year old Malt Whiskey- ahhhhhhh! Scotch pancakes with strawberry Jam- ooooooohhh! Ben & Jerrys' 'Phish food'But more to the point, what I can do with it Martial arts( Esp Capoeira) Zen-Am well on path to inner serenity..just a little bit further...I can take it! Yoga- am bendy.
Ten things I loathe Gotta hate 'em Infidelity without prior agreement The Xs friends trying to pull me. I may be desperate, but Im not that desperate (actually there was one person, who I appreciated the offer!) People reading my newspaper before I get a chance to. The woman that owns the creche. filthy cunting slutty whore. Having to work. Why cant I get paid for just 'being'? Brittney Spears, except in the mpeg i say with ten guys wanking over her face. Hit me baby one more time, indeed' monkey-girl text messaging me all last weekend. hardly an intellectual challenge, but come on! Geography Not getting e-mail Pro-lifers(uh-huh, because the rest of us wanna kill everyone..like abortion clinic doctors...)
	*Ten books ( only ten!?* Cheesis!) Whaddaya mean I can only have ten ...Ha! the beauty of the internet! I dont have to summarise! If youre that interested you can go to amazon for descriptions! 'The book of relevation' - Rupert Thomson. perv! 'A Prayer for Owen Meany' - John Irving - difficult to pick only one John Irving...I think this is my favorite, because it has the requisite wrestlers 'n' bears but its all sad as well. 'Before I say Goodbye'- Ruth Picardie oh just 'Waaaaa!' its like a chickflick 'book'. God help me if they ever even contemplate making a film of this. 'Boiling a frog' Christopher Brookmyre well obviously the title attracted me, but I then speed-read everything else he has ever written. scottish noir. 'The famished Road' Ben Okri - ahh. well. I read this on holiday one year and just couldnt put it down..its all weird and spiritual and youre never quite sure what is going on. This book is a blessing. anything** by Shakespeare. I know this is cheating, but I really cant choose. currently re-reading 'A midsummers nights dream' and am entranced...the beauty of the language just washes over me. seven eight nine ten
Ten quotes " I dont even have to study. I always get A's. Do you suspose I sopuld try to get D's for a change and become the most popular girl in school?" Francisco stopped. Looked at her and slapped her face................Ayn Rand, 'Atlas Shrugged' 'Here I stand a victim of geography' Billy Bragg two three four five six seven eight nine ten
	*Ten Celebrities Id fuck ragged* if I were stuck in a lift with them. Don't pout! - Its only wishful thinking... Kevin Smith Thats the way I like 'em, baby!. Silent. John Cusack** but,importantly only in 'Being John Malko' and possibly in 'High fidelity' yes, I am picky. And desperate. Jeff Goldblum. Tall, dark, handsome in an ugly way Dave Grohl {evil grin}this is not my page! honest!! Douglas Henshall scottish actor. Somewhat bug-eyed, but Im prepared to overlook that!see him here! Salma Hayek OOps! how did she get in here? hottie. Ben Affleck Everyones entitled to one generic one... the bar-man in Firewater Technically not a celebrity, but i'm sure he thinks he is Johnny Depp Importantly, only after seeing 'From Hell' (Suck yer fer a penny guv'ner!!' and after the one night glorious shag-a-thon with the look-a-like from the Polo one place left!!!