... Its a secret!
If you feel a burning urge to contact me here are my details

I live in Glasgow
Like Im going to tell you my postal address. I really *want* to be bludgeoned in my bed.

Let me whisper in your ear
no e mail address available. post it on the board or in the guestbook!

If you want to be racist, sexist, homophobic or just plain annoying, dont bother yourself. I can be far more annoying than you. I have deep reserves of sarcasm and bile waiting to be directed at those who cross me. I am exceedingly good at psychological torture. I have certificates to proove this.