Its all gone horribly wrong..
Lets face it. If they let me link to my favorite porn sites, the list would be a damn sight ( site! ha!) longer and you'd be forced to phone out for Pizza and get a colostomy bag fitted as you would never leave the safe spunk-filled glare of your PC ever again.

Instead; heres the stuff that makes me laugh and think too much.

Word of warning! I have seriously attempted to not copy other peoples links sites, but sometimes its just synchronicity. Or a bad spell.

Easy now.... Aiii?
Artcrime Shiva to my Kali
Mr Iscariots home. The sole reason why you can read all my inner ramblings here. He will deny all responsibility, but all this is his fault.

Sparkmatch Where I meet my Cyber shags!! ( Ooh I love you dearly!) Take the test, hook up with other sad, lonely, pathetic losers who cant quite cut it in real -life... Just like me! Marvel at the way there are no matches over 75% within a million trillion mile radius. At least you'll see the world.





Fiends Eric Aasens 'Friends' site with transcribed scripts and some really rather lame fanfics ( and some brilliant ones) I have a thing for Chandler Bing. Think its because he makes me laugh. Especially included for all the people Ive annoyed when I've OD'd on fifteen episodes and start to go all 'Phoebe' " Da-*hah!!*"


Bullseye art Supreme animation site. especially Miss Muffin & Porno pony....

Tell me more stuff! More!!!
Ugly People They sure is ug-lay. Proof, as if it were needed, that you and I are *gorgeous* ooh! we're *so* hot!!
Bob Flanagan super -masochist I view Bob with a degree of horror and enchantment. Some of the stuff is *so* extreme, but who should judge? It worked for him. If I had a dick I'm sure I'd want to nail it to a plank every so often...
Creepy scary tarot stuff Easily one of the best tarot sites. Ask anything! has wonderfully cheesy elevator music. It adds to the experience.
See him shake that booooo-tay! If I ever had to find an alternate cyber-honey....
Romani history timeline This explains why we are a feared and hated race. Dont bother e-mailing me your views on this if you want to be racist about it. I am really not interested in the views of persons such as yourself.
Books! Books! Books! I love books!! Kali and books. sitting in a tree r e a d i n g !
'onest guvner! London Slang wha' d'ya' mean you carn't unnerstan' a fing Im sayin'? bloody yanks! This should help you out, dear American cousins!
Im not even s'posed to *be* here today homepage of view askew productions. I love Kevin Smith. Hes on my lift list. snootchie bootchies!
Love and Rockets My favorite comic, by my favorite brothers. I have a framed signed numbered print of Maggie and Ray at Leos over my bed.