Wash your fucking mouth out!
Cunt! That is the worst possible thing that you can call someone, isnt it? Maybe its the 't' at the end, adding an air of viciousness to the word. Or maybe its because its something 'naaasty', mysterious and female. If you call someone a 'prick' or a 'dick' its generally good natured 'ooh! hes a bit of a scrotum, isnt he! 'Or, 'ha! see that X of yours! what a pecker!' A lot of it is in the tone of voice with genderised swear words. You can have a jovial 'what a wanker! ' ( because, lets not forget, women do not masturbate...)Or a vicious 'Oi! waaanker!' But you can only have one sort of cunt. No-one says 'cunt' with a smile on their face. Which brings me to the topic of taboo words, remember the outrage when 'fuck!' was first said on Television...? Now its commonplace.

'Im taking the fucking dog for a walk',
'Righto! I'll have your tea on the fucking table when you get back, you fucking fuck....'

And what to call female genitals anyway? Surely a cunt by any other name, would smell as... I have a five year old daughter. Unfortunately we settled on the ubiqitous 'front bottom' so not my idea. I prefered 'fanny' but apparently thats quite rude in Scotland. For all my arguments about 'reclaiming' the 'cunt'
imagine a lost property office at this point...

'hello? may I help you?
'Yes, Im enquiring about my cunt...it got bored hanging around and has fucked off..'

I really dont want to hear a five year old girl stating that her brother is a pain in the cunt ( Ms. Kali? we're from Social services...')Punani is out thanks to Ali G (aiiii?)now that everyone else knows what it means. What else do we have? 'flower' oh ick! how more elusive can we be?( although some orchids...)'naan' just makes me think of an indian restaurant and is open to misinterpretation,

'Can I eat your naan?'
what? right now? in front of all these people? OK!'

Looks like I'm stuck with my cunt. Better go and see the doctor about that.